And I believe the children are our future.

Hello, I'm a whore for attention! Won't you come have sex with me even though "it's not important to me?" Come listen while I wax philosophical about nothing, and won't you please come visit me so we can have sex (even though it's not important like our love)?

PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEEEE!!

I finally got around to looking at the profile of this earnest but still really cheesy couple who've been stalking me on Okcupid and I notice...they have a *whole* website dedicated to finding that special, younger HBB who wants to have their kids and be polyfi ( Read more... )

They're back with a new Craig's List ad!

( More hysteria, right this way... )

Please tell me you want to read the details of my sex life!

It has a vague request to meet people in a particular region posted on a non-region specific list.
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The posting IDs the area as DFW, which most people might not know refers to Dallas/Ft. Worth area unless they had been to Texas. (Though to be fair, the poster noted his location as N. Dallas)
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The Original poster says it is not, ( Read more... )

post your "Attractive Bi-Male Seeking Adventurous Couple" ad to the local poly list seeking, despite the clear no personal ads policy, especially since "She should be slender, attractive and preferably Asian," because if they "Tell..you thier fantasies...you'll make them come true."

Posted to a local poly list. It allows personal ads, but they're invariably something of this caliber - hit and runs by people who do not otherwise contribute to the list or attempt to become part of the community ( Read more... )

This popped up on colorado_poly_connections (yahoo group, members only), and while I suppose it's not the most eggregious HBB-seeking ad ever, it's this part that makes it priceless (emphasis mine):

I must tell you we are highly sex'd and very much in love, we like to
have sex almost daily, we make love frequently. I guess what I am
saying is we ( Read more... )

Me: sensitive, poly, queerfriendly (if it's two chicks making out) musician type.
You: willing to whore yourself for Ani tickets.